Dead Letter Queue Hoodie
SKU WMB-HOOD-DLQ
$64.00
For events that never gave up
Midweight fleece hoodie in deep purple with the DLQ crest. Kangaroo pocket sized for exactly one laptop charger and zero dropped payloads.
- 80/20 cotton-poly fleece
- Metal-tipped drawcords
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